My next door neighbour just put out a Christmas decoration

October 27th.

I shit you not.

fucking murder

Pedestrians who cross on the red because it’s “only a bike” coming…

This.

I can’t even..

One day I’m going to calmly leave my bike on it’s stand, get off and bash someone straight to death with my helmet for doing this.

H.U.A.R News. Google acquires Boston Dynamics, the robot builder behind Big Dog and Cheetah

Not saying I told-you-so or anything, but…

The New York Times reports that Google has acquired Boston Dynamics, builder of terrifying walking robots DARPA-related projects like WildCat/Cheetah,Atlas, Petman and Big Dog. Andy Rubin brought the world Android, but now he directs “moonshot” robotics projects at Google and tweeted a link to the story, commenting that “The future is looking awesome!” While I’m sure it does — if you were rooting for Arnold in the first Terminator movie — reactions from us meatbags are ranging between slightly uneasy and completely freaking out that a company with robots that go anywhere is teaming up with a company that seems to know everything. There’s no word on how much Google spent to snap up the robotics company, but its founder Marc Raibert is quoted by the Times saying “I am excited by Andy and Google’s ability to think very, very big, with the resources to make it happen.”

Working Interstate only to arrive to discover that stupid state has a public holiday you didn’t know about

“Family day” WTF Canberra?

Fuck you Canberra you fucking fucks. My week is now fucked.

…as you were.

 

ok, you might not know this about me….

…but I hate goats. I just do, those eyes, there’s something about them. goats…   fuckin’ goats are creepy.

So.. this video is just about my version of End Of Days. LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CREEPY GOAT HOOVES! *shudder*

10 reasons why we hate Facebook

See what happens when worlds collide ?!!

LG: Your washing machine warranty service makes me want to climb a clocktower

Fuck you very much.

Say hello to my leedle friend.

42 degrees in Wagga today (that’s about 150F)

Summer, you fucking suck.