library-0030.jpgA horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says, “why the long face?”

Josh is a 35 year old man-child from Sydney Australia.

*Josh is always available for trouble-making and swashbuckling adventure.

*Josh dances like there’s nobody watching… but only when there’s nobody watching.

*Josh is quite possibly the fastest human alive.

*Josh could fight a bear, but chooses not to.

*Josh means “Frozen Margarita” in Hindustani.

*Josh will put just about anything that will fit, on his head.

*Josh predicts Snow-Globes will make a comeback. Any day now..

*Josh is printing a t-shirt that says “how can I love you if you WON”T LIE DOWN!?”

*Josh has been known to loose his Gherkin on occasion.

*Josh has had just about every commonly available alcoholic drink ejected through his nose at some time.

*Josh is planning on raising his chubblets, telling them it’s the year 2074 and that the front door is a time machine. This experiment to last many years. Stay tuned.

*Josh believes robots are the next dominant species.

*Josh rides motorcycles.

*Josh makes bagels

*Josh is built for comfort.

*Josh is traveling to Tokyo and Mongolia, but is not sure how or when.

*Josh is a Griffendore.

I’m just saying…..


13 Responses to “Who is Josh ?”


  1. 1 charlie October 6, 2006 at 9:32 pm

    trying to contact as many josh’s in the world as possible please can you direct anymore josh’s to whoisjosh@lycos.co.uk many thanks

  2. 2 Josh December 20, 2006 at 4:33 am

    Great Josh’s think alike

  3. 3 joshinthecity December 20, 2006 at 8:06 am

    True enough Josh.
    I checked-out your blog and it’s awesome. Matter of fact, I’m stealing a couple of your Santa pics :-) I hope that’s ok.
    Great work!
    j.

  4. 4 laurie January 14, 2007 at 11:37 am

    *Josh has been known to loose his Gherkin on occasion.
    …when you find it, please don’t put it next to his sandwich.

    *Josh makes bagels
    …without peanut butter, thank you. I’m just saying…….

    *Josh is a Griffendore.
    …but acts more like a Slithering.

  5. 5 joshinthecity January 14, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    I can see you Laurie…..:-)

    j.

  6. 6 laurie February 28, 2007 at 9:52 am

    the answer to the universe is WaWa… I’m just saying…

  7. 7 joshinthecity February 28, 2007 at 10:12 am

    I’m having a t-shirt made.

    “when in doubt…. WaWa”

    j.

  8. 8 laurie0429 March 1, 2007 at 8:26 am

    I will get you one…

  9. 9 Mooneemark March 4, 2007 at 4:59 am

    I have the WOOD on you Josh in the city.

  10. 10 Mooneemark July 15, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFRMPMO3iOo

    Hi Josh thought you might have a laugh……
    PS long time no see.

  11. 11 joshinthecity July 16, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    Mooneemark?
    as in Mark?
    as in.. Blakehurst Mark?

    Identity check ! !
    j.

  12. 12 Mooneemark July 22, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    Hint, hello little brother.

  13. 13 Jessan Dunn Otis August 18, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    Josh,

    Do you know Joshua Yeldham, also in Sydney. There’s something that tells me y’all might mesh in some way (or two).

    Cheers!

    (~~~)D

    Jessan

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