A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says, “why the long face?”

Josh is a 36 year old man-child from Sydney Australia.

*Josh is always available for trouble-making and swashbuckling adventure.

*Josh dances like there’s nobody watching… but only when there’s nobody watching.

*Josh is quite possibly the fastest human alive.

*Josh could fight a bear, but chooses not to.

*Josh means “Frozen Margarita” in Hindustani.

*Josh will put just about anything that will fit, on his head.

*Josh predicts Snow-Globes will make a comeback. Any day now..

*Josh is printing a t-shirt that says “how can I love you if you WON”T LIE DOWN!?”

*Josh has been known to loose his Gherkin on occasion.

*Josh has had just about every commonly available alcoholic drink ejected through his nose at some time.

*Josh is planning on raising his chubblets, telling them it’s the year 2074 and that the front door is a time machine. This experiment to last many years. Stay tuned.

*Josh believes robots are the next dominant species.

*Josh rides motorcycles.

*Josh makes bagels

*Josh is built for comfort.

*Josh is traveling to Tokyo and Mongolia, but is not sure how or when.

*Josh is a Griffendore.

I’m just saying…..