Oh how I hate thee
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12
Jun
WTF happened to CC’s?
They think we won’t notice, but WE DO. Arnotts, I hereby boycott you and all you stand for.
It seems CC’s have gone the way of the DoDo (and Wagon wheels you couldn’t fit in your mouth in one go). No fanfare, no nothing. Just removed from the shelves! I’m outraged. Now, as any connoisseur will tell you, Doritos are a pale imitation of the original tasty cheese CC and should NOT for any reason be confused with the former.
This confirms my suspicion that the world has finally gone completely crazy, and once again, our parents and grandparents were right on the money. Everything WAS better in the olden days. Next thing you know the crinkle-cut salt and vinegar chip will suddenly disappear.. and we’ll all be looking at each-other saying.. “umm.. is it just me? or can you not find the salt and vinegar.” Replaced with fricken “nacho-cheese-ranch-delux-supreme Lays” or some other “international generic bastardised” chip. Lays? WTF, they’re THINS !! Arrrrrggghhh!
I’ve noticed enough of these anomalies lately to go on for ages, but I know I’ll just whip myself into a frenzy. Suffice to say, if the next time you try to buy some Tim-Tams you are confronted with a wall of Oreos, don’t say I didn’t warn you…
j
I promise this is worth watching..
How times change…
Listen…
If you kill things for fun, there’s something wrong with you. It’s as simple as that. In 2007 there just has to be better ways to have fun than killing animals just for kicks. Americans, I’m talking to you, that’s right, I’m going to generalise and you know what? I feel ok about it.
“Sport” hunting is everywhere, including here in oz, but having spent a lot of time in the U.S over the last few years, it’s nothing compared to the sick culture you people have going there. Don’t get me wrong, the United States are awesome and guns are just plain fun, I’ve owned a few over the years, and I still have one, but the thought of shooting an animal dead in it’s natural habitat for fun just makes my blood boil. So grow up you fuckers. Get a hobby (or a life) and shoot for precision or clay for reflexes or whatever you need to do to feel like a man.
Drive your “truck” out into a field somewhere throw random fun stuff up in the air and try to blast it with a Sig Sauer P229 before it lands. Be creative. I’m sure your girl (or sister) will think you’re sexy as hell, but killing animals for sport just makes you a little bitch-ass pussy in my eyes, and yes, I would be more than happy to discuss this in person.
Fuck you very much.
Flame on.
j
Let the bodies hit the flo.
I know one Christian that is “normal”
www.secondlife.com
j
You, YES YOU!
You, the person wearing the stupid pre-faded jeans that are so obviously fake as to be a “fashion” of their own. You look like someone attacked you with a whitewash paintbrush. Twice.
I hate you.
j.
People who treat their parents rudely. Holy shit what is wrong with Australia? You hear a mum saying “What time will you be back?” (a perfectly reasonable question) and the kid snaps back, “God, I’ll be back later, MUM! I don’t KNOW!. *sigh* GOD!”
Truly, I just can’t wait for my kid to try that on me.
No wonder you’re going to send your parents to an old-folks home and YOUR kids will do the same to you.
Enjoy the bingo.
j
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