I’m waaaay to old and hetrosexual to be half drunk on Midori and lemonade at 8:30pm. This truth I hold to be self-evident.

Ecstasy: It’s all fun and games until someone has their cancer cured (I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME !)

MDMA started as a weight loss drug, but soon found a foothold in both psychiatry and on the dance floor due to the fact that it reduces anxiety, promotes a feeling of inner peace and calm and makes you want to pile up in a corner of the club with your glow sticks and chewing [...]

Meanwhile.. in Japan. I’m pretty sure this is the best fuckin’ after Christmas sale ever

For Finn