A message to the aliens

Can someone tell me if this dude is very clever, or very at risk of a J.I.T.C regular tracking him down, coming over to his house and killing him with a Nerf cannon just for being too clever / annoying.

Raise your kids right

Cars are gay. (We Ride)

Ok, maybe not gay, but definitely effeminate.

Here is a 7:50 lap of the Nordschleife on a Zx 10. I’d love a camera set-up like this, but I’m pretty sure that if my wife had photographic evidence of what Steve and I get up to on Macquarie Pass most Sunday mornings she’d take my bike off me. So that’s all I have to say about that.

Vadrum: Offenbach’s “Infernal Galop” (Can-Can)

I heard that it pretty much goes like this.

Beginner,

Easy,

Medium,

Hard,

Expert,

Chuck Norris,

Vadrum

It’s not so much that I don’t want to go to Italy..

It’s more that I’ll only go if I can have the place to myself for a few days..

Michael Jackson: Man in the mirror.

Say what you will…  but this is something..