Billy Elliot just wanted to dance. Rudy dreamed of playing college football. Jess Bhamra worked night and day to “Bend it Like Beckham” and Tatiata Kozhevnikova wanted to have the world’s strongest vagina. This week, her 42-year-old Russian dream became a reality when The Guinness Book of World Records gave her the title after she “lady gripped” almost 31 pounds of weights.

Jezebel informed us of this accomplishment, which comes after 15 years of training with vaginal weight balls. “You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook,” explains the champion. Possibly even more important than the title is that Kozhevnikova finally has something to talk about at cocktail parties.