“My family uses the iMark X-12 / 4.73 long-tip shuttlecock.. those are made with real feathers”
Archive for July, 2009
(1-402): WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
212): I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
(732): soo according to the calendar on my phone, I’m 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
(918): Five things that make you perfect. Go.
(1-918): The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
(801): The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
(347): in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me… then slapped my ass and told me “back to business”… im gonna marry him
(602): I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
(763): there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
(334): I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn’t use more internet.
(281): So we fuck and I say, “I’m about to go.” He tells me, “No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while.” When I ask, “Why?!” He gets his feelings hurt and says, “ugh. or don’t.” Since when did guys start acting like girls?
(267): I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
(847): I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
(860): I’m watching tv and he’s trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Ask the world’s stupidest question and look what happens…
And just watch this genius reader-submission from Zoe.
Mac users looking to go a step beyond basic GarageBand recording may want to consider Apogee‘s new GiO guitar interface and controller, which is fully compatible with GarageBand 09, as well as Logic Studio 9 and MainStage 2. Designed to more or less give you full hands-free recording, the device packs five Stompbox buttons that are dynamically color coded to match software effects, plus five Transport control buttons that are dynamically lit when engaged, not to mention all the ports you’d expect, including a 1/4″ instrument input, a 1/4″ MIDI Expression pedal input, a headphone jack, and that all-important USB port, which just so happens to also conveniently power the device. You’re still going to have to make do with your current setup for a bit longer, however, as this one’s only set to launch sometime in September for a fairly reasonable (as far as Apogee products go) US$395
Proof that you can still buy a nice watch without spending a fortune,
I’m totally digging this Nixon piece, and seeing as I seem to have not won Powerball this week, (despite promises from my S.I.L that I would)
My Breitling will have to wait.