Archive for May, 2009

in your mid-thirties ? Click this.

Posted: May 28, 2009 in Music

6 minutes Doug E Fresh..  you’re on :-)

For MrWoodham.

Remember Cameron’s house? Well this is it.  2.3M  USD and it’s all yours.

Here’s the link

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Here’s a clip

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Posted: May 26, 2009 in Words

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em… whatnow?

Posted: May 26, 2009 in Stupidity

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Colorblind

Posted: May 18, 2009 in Music

This is how you silence 10,000 people.

Posted: May 17, 2009 in Words

packages

Germans are scary. (redux)

Posted: May 14, 2009 in Stupidity, Words

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As further proof that there is something wrong with Germans, a loyal joshinthecity reader (let’s call her Jo-C) brought to my attention, that the German word for Nurse, is Krankenschwester. How comforting….
“Just a sec buddy, the KRANKENSCHWESTER! will be in to give you your sponge-bath in a minute.”!
I’d be running down the street with my butt hanging out of my gown in no time.

I’m pretty sure that any German nurse could kick my ass… Could you imagine one coming towards you yelling
” Krankenschwester!!” I’m pretty sure I would poo myself.
Thus requiring a sponge-bath.
See what I mean?
F*ckin Germans….
j.

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