“I got a lamp in my hotel room that has one of those 3-way lightbulbs in it. If you don’t know a lightbulb is a 3-way lightbulb, it messes with your head, because you go to turn it off and it just gets brighter. Like “Damn it, lightbulb, that’s the exact opposite of what I wanted you to do.” And then you turn it again and it gets brighter once more. “I will break you.”
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