joshinthecity

What the hell?
Why is it that the older a guy gets, the shorter his shorts have to be? I’m pretty sure I’d look ridiculous in baggy shorts with the waistline hanging closer to my knees that anywhere else, but I know for DAMNED SURE that I would look less than awesome in jogging/football shorts. Apart from being able to show the world your scrotum (mine’s lovely) I just don’t get it.
So, I’m caught between the wrinkly scrotums and the 14 y/old mall-rats.
Maybe this is middle-age…..
j.