“I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil… and the devil was Dill” j.
Archive for July, 2006
Inspired by marshmallow shooters, this air-powered tampon gun turns your feminine hygiene products into high-flying projectiles. Have a shootout between rival tampon brands, or use it as a fun alternative to paintball. The tampon shooter has a range of 10 to 20 feet depending on your ammo. The matching bandolier lets you carry a full [...]
“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the shop didn’t have one. So I got a cake.” j.
The fate of thousands of Mazda Motor Corp cars is uncertain after the ship carrying them rolled over on its side in the Pacific Ocean. More than half the cars on board are Mazda 3 models, the car maker’s best selling vehicle. Another quarter of the cars are Mazda’s all-new 2007 CX7, a crossover utility [...]
Well, we got a deal too good to refuse on a Roomba today (If you don’t know what it is.. www.roomba.com.au ). It’s sitting in it’s little dock right now for it’s 3 hr initial charge. Straight out of the box, I put it in the middle of the lounge-room and pressed “clean”, it started [...]
They could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn’t even care. I can’t imagine 5 years from now saying, “Damn, remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank! They’re going to have to change that McDonalds song to, 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a… bun. [...]
My bladder isn’t exactly huge, but I’ve been blessed with never having to wake up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night (give me another 30 years). But for those who pee in the dark to not wake up their wives, there’s Steuler Fleiesen Tiles that embed LED lights into each [...]
The Motorola PR guys are working overtime today announcing yet another phone. The MOTOFONE is a slim, 9mm-thick phone that looks like the SLVR but thinner. Its display uses Electrophoretic Display (EPD) technology to make the screen more visible in sunlight. Motorola also says there’s a redesigned UI that’s based more on icons than text, [...]
“I like the buildings that have the revolving restaurants, you know? I’ve never been in a revolving restaurant, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, I put her on it, and I gave her a burrito.” j
