In 1984 I was 12.
To me, this was PORN!
Have a great weekend ya’ll.
joshinthecity out.
Archive for June, 2006
haha. haHAHA. hehehe, HAHAHAHA.
If you can watch this and not love Kate Bush, your heart is as cold as the ice she should be skating on. I don’t care what anyone says, she was OFF HER TITS when she made this.
Joshinthecity solutes you Kate!
j.
God bless Cindy and her awesomeness. It’s a bit like watching a car crash…
j.
You have been warned.

This may be my next t-shirt.
If everyone would just donate 50c *rubs his hands together….*
you wore it here first.
j.


“In England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smackie the Frog. It’s just like a bear, but it’s a frog. I think it’s a better system; I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought, “Man, here comes that frog…I’d better play dead.” You never say, “Here comes that frog” in a terrified manner. It’s always optimistic, like, “Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he will settle near me so I can pat him, and put him in a mayonnaise jar.. with a stick and a leaf.. to recreate his habitat. And I’d certainly have to punch some holes in the lid, because he’s damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won’t be doing much in his 750ml world.”
j

*Why is it that the ONLY time it rains here in parched Sydney is exactly 7.5 minutes before I go for a bike ride?
*Why is it that today, the phone rings EVERY time I get a cup of tea and try to do something productive?
*Why is it that when I go out for a few minutes, the dog finds the cat’s little bag of dried-fish-treats, then proceeds to eat the treats AND most of the bag! she’s in trouble and will NOT be coming to help me take the rubbish out.
*Why is it that the woman at the Post Office can’t seem to get past the fact that she’s seen my penis?
you know why..
This is not my best day.
I vented here first.
j.

Just as stablemate Chrysler did with its uniquely-styled 300C and the retro-look PT Cruiser before it, Dodge is about to turn heads with the SUV-like Caliber. And with a badge that hasn’t been seen here in 30-odd years.
On sale next month, the Caliber basically is a tougher take on the PT Cruiser.
Available with a 4 cyl petrol, the Rav-sized Cailber is also available with VW’s awesome 2.0 Turbo-diesel which is our pic here at joshinthecity.
What we liked
>> Sharp looks
>> Generous, interesting equipment list
>> Flexible seating and roomy interior
Not so much
>> Cheap trim materials
>> Flat, unsupportive seats
>> Bulky A-pillars rob visibility
you saw it here first.
j.

Quite possibly the stupidest thing you’ve seen today, but… as with a lot of these types of things, strangely compelling.
It can’t just be me who has the urge to play Jenga on my cat.. is it?
cut and paste this.
www.stuffonmycat.com
Thanks CryingGirl!
j.


“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much you play, you’ll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once, they’re fucking relentless.”
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